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The word "Windows" is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches.
It means: "White man staring through glass-screen onto an
hourglass..."
 
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Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
 
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Windows 95 is crash compatible with Windows 1.0, 2.x, and 3.x.
 
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The nice thing about Windows is, it doesn't just crash, it
displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first. (At least,
occasionally...)
 
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Some Windows were made to be broken.
 
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Turn your Pentium II into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:>
 
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Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
 
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I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...
 
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I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
 
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Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
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