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Linux Ms Fortunes:  81 of 133

Windows NT: Only 64 megs needed to play Minesweeper!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  82 of 133

Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  83 of 133

The package said "requires Microsoft Windows 95 or better" - I don't
understand why it doesn't work on my pocket calculator!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  84 of 133

The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  85 of 133

Linux vs. Windows is a no-WIN situation.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  86 of 133

In 1968 it took the computing power of 2 C-64's to fly a rocket to the moon.
Now, in 1998 it takes the Power of a Pentium 200 to run Microsoft Windows 98.
Something must have gone wrong.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  87 of 133

Microsoft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22
million bugs!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  88 of 133

Robert Tappen Morris, Jr., got six months in jail for crashing 10% of the
computers that Bill Gates made $100 million crashing last weekend.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  89 of 133

It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell. Use Linux.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  90 of 133

The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
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