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A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right.  For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.
But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
Linux People:  2 of 1231

A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands.
 
Linux People:  3 of 1231

A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about
yourself.
 
Linux People:  4 of 1231

A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have
enlightened him with ours.
 
Linux People:  5 of 1231

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
                -- Herbert Prochnow
 
Linux People:  6 of 1231

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.
                -- Victor Hugo
 
Linux People:  7 of 1231

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
                -- Edgar A. Shoaff
 
Linux People:  8 of 1231

A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
                -- Publilius Syrus
 
Linux People:  9 of 1231

A friend is a present you give yourself.
                -- Robert Louis Stevenson
 
Linux People:  10 of 1231

A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to
you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to
you about yourself.
                -- Lisa Kirk
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