|Linux People: 101 of 1231|
Anyone can become angry -- that is easy; but to be angry with the right
person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose
and in the right way -- that is not easy.
|Linux People: 102 of 1231|
"Anyone can say 'no'. It is the first word a child learns and often the
first word he speaks. It is a cheap word because it requires no
explanation, and many men and women have acquired a reputation for
intelligence who know only this word and have used it in place of
thought on every occasion."
-- Chuck Jones (Warner Bros. animation director.)
|Linux People: 103 of 1231|
Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.
|Linux People: 104 of 1231|
Apathy Club meeting this Friday. If you want to come, you're not invited.
|Linux People: 105 of 1231|
"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"
|Linux People: 106 of 1231|
Appearances often are deceiving.
|Linux People: 107 of 1231|
Are your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over your nose?
Do you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers?
Does your bow-tie flash "hey you kid" in red neon at parties?
Do you think pizza before noon is unhealthy?
Do you use the "greasy kid's stuff" to stick down your cowlick?
Do you wear a "nerd-pack" in your shirt pocket to keep the dozen
or so pencils from marking the cloth?
Do you think Mary Jane is somebody's name?
Is illegal fishing is something only a daring criminal would do?
Is Batman your hero? Superman? Green Lantern? The Shadow?
Do you think girls who kiss on the first date are loose?
Rate yourself on the nerd-o-matic scale. (1 point for each YES answer)
0-2 -- You are really hip, a real cool cat, a hoopy frood.
3-5 -- There is hope for you yet.
6-7 -- Uh-oh, trouble in River City.
8-10 -- Your immortal soul is in peril.
11+ -- Does suicide seem attractive?
|Linux People: 108 of 1231|
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.
-- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul
|Linux People: 109 of 1231|
Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly
the same opinion.
-- Oscar Wilde
|Linux People: 110 of 1231|
"Arguments with furniture are rarely productive."
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"