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Fortune: 3 - 12 of 1231 from Linux People

Linux People:  3 of 1231

A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about
yourself.
 
Linux People:  4 of 1231

A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have
enlightened him with ours.
 
Linux People:  5 of 1231

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
                -- Herbert Prochnow
 
Linux People:  6 of 1231

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.
                -- Victor Hugo
 
Linux People:  7 of 1231

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
                -- Edgar A. Shoaff
 
Linux People:  8 of 1231

A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
                -- Publilius Syrus
 
Linux People:  9 of 1231

A friend is a present you give yourself.
                -- Robert Louis Stevenson
 
Linux People:  10 of 1231

A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to
you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to
you about yourself.
                -- Lisa Kirk
 
Linux People:  11 of 1231

A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head.  The
green earflaps, full of large ears and uncut hair and the fine bristles that
grew in the ears themselvse, stuck out on either side like turn signals
indicating two directions at once.  Full, pursed lips protruded beneath the
bushy black moustache and, at their corners, sank into little folds filled
with disapproval and potato chip crumbs.  In the shadow under the green visor
of the cap Ignatius J. Reilly's supercilious blue and yellow eyes looked down
upon the other people waiting under the clock at the D.H. Holmes department
store, studying the crowd of people for signs of bad taste in dress.  Several
of the outfits, Ignatius noticed, were new enough and expensive enough to be
properly considered offenses against taste and decency.  Possession of
anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and
geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul.
                -- John Kennedy Toole, "Confederacy of Dunces"
 
Linux People:  12 of 1231

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own
weight in other people's patience.
                -- John Updike
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