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"I don't understand," said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush down
to the sea and drown yourselves."

"How curious," said the lemming. "The one thing I don't understand is why
you human beings don't."
                -- James Thurber
 
Linux People:  402 of 1231

I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.
 
Linux People:  403 of 1231

I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it.
 
Linux People:  404 of 1231

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
                -- Mae West
 
Linux People:  405 of 1231

I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who?
                -- Beauregard Bugleboy
 
Linux People:  406 of 1231

I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
                -- Butch Cassidy
 
Linux People:  407 of 1231

I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people...
Certainty is just an emotion.
                -- Hal Clement
 
Linux People:  408 of 1231

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know
how bad I am.
                -- Samuel Johnson
 
Linux People:  409 of 1231

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park
there's nothing else to do.
                -- Lenny Bruce
 
Linux People:  410 of 1231

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable
to sit still in a room.
                -- Blaise Pascal
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