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"I don't understand," said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush down
to the sea and drown yourselves."

"How curious," said the lemming. "The one thing I don't understand is why
you human beings don't."
                -- James Thurber

I don't want to bore you, but there's nobody else around for me to bore.

I either want less decadence or more chance to participate in it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
                -- Mae West

I give you the man who -- the man who -- uh, I forgets the man who?
                -- Beauregard Bugleboy

I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
                -- Butch Cassidy

I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people...
Certainty is just an emotion.
                -- Hal Clement

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know
how bad I am.
                -- Samuel Johnson

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park
there's nothing else to do.
                -- Lenny Bruce

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable
to sit still in a room.
                -- Blaise Pascal