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Linux People:  451 of 1231

If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the
airport.
                -- George Winters
 
Linux People:  452 of 1231

If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
 
Linux People:  453 of 1231

If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such
a vivid imagination.
 
Linux People:  454 of 1231

If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
                -- Marvin Kitman
 
Linux People:  455 of 1231

If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks
he's God.
 
Linux People:  456 of 1231

If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top?
                -- Jerry Muscha
 
Linux People:  457 of 1231

If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform.
                -- Mary Wilson Little
 
Linux People:  458 of 1231

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
                -- A. Einstein.
 
Linux People:  459 of 1231

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "Phrases and Philosophies for the Use
                of the Young"
 
Linux People:  460 of 1231

If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
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