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If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.

If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.

If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate the buoyancy for
the computed load?
                -- Christopher Hodder-Williams

If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those
around you.

If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to
boot yourself in the posterior.
                -- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"

If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of
rubbish into it.
                -- William Orton

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets
and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
                -- Garrison Keillor

If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
                -- Robert Pante, fashion consultant

If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you
really make them think they'll hate you.