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Linux People:  501 of 1231

If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
                -- Schmidt
 
Linux People:  502 of 1231

If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be
deceiving you very well.
 
Linux People:  503 of 1231

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
schizophrenia.
                -- Thomas Szasz
 
Linux People:  504 of 1231

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
 
Linux People:  505 of 1231

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
                -- Arthur Kasspe
 
Linux People:  506 of 1231

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you
lack sufficient imagination.
 
Linux People:  507 of 1231

If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
 
Linux People:  508 of 1231

If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
 
Linux People:  509 of 1231

If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that
fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and
heartbeats.
 
Linux People:  510 of 1231

If you would understand your own age, read the works of fiction produced
in it.  People in disguise speak freely.
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