| Linux People: 451 of 1231 |
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the
airport.
-- George Winters
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| Linux People: 452 of 1231 |
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
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| Linux People: 453 of 1231 |
If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such
a vivid imagination.
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| Linux People: 454 of 1231 |
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
-- Marvin Kitman
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| Linux People: 455 of 1231 |
If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks
he's God.
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| Linux People: 456 of 1231 |
If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top?
-- Jerry Muscha
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| Linux People: 457 of 1231 |
If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform.
-- Mary Wilson Little
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| Linux People: 458 of 1231 |
If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
-- A. Einstein.
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| Linux People: 459 of 1231 |
If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
-- Oscar Wilde, "Phrases and Philosophies for the Use
of the Young"
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| Linux People: 460 of 1231 |
If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.
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