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Linux Pets:  8 of 51

Auribus teneo lupum.
        [I hold a wolf by the ears.]
        [Boy, it *sounds* good.  But what does it *mean*?]
Linux Pets:  9 of 51

Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
Linux Pets:  10 of 51

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
                -- Garrison Keillor
Linux Pets:  11 of 51

Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't make eight cats pull a sled through
the snow.
Linux Pets:  12 of 51

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.
Linux Pets:  13 of 51

Chihuahuas drive me crazy.  I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.
Linux Pets:  14 of 51

"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern
technology.  Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."
Linux Pets:  15 of 51

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think
that's how dogs spend their lives.
                -- Sue Murphy
Linux Pets:  16 of 51

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Linux Pets:  17 of 51

Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people
and the rest of us.
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