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Linux Pets:  3 of 51

About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
 
Linux Pets:  4 of 51

All intelligent species own cats.
 
Linux Pets:  5 of 51

Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be
liable to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall
be deemed to be a cat.
                -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
 
Linux Pets:  6 of 51

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
                -- R. Heinlein
 
Linux Pets:  7 of 51

        "Anything else you wish to draw to my attention, Mr. Holmes ?"
        "The curious incident of the stable dog in the nighttime."
        "But the dog did nothing in the nighttime."
        "That was the curious incident."
                -- A. Conan Doyle, "Silver Blaze"
 
Linux Pets:  8 of 51

Auribus teneo lupum.
        [I hold a wolf by the ears.]
        [Boy, it *sounds* good.  But what does it *mean*?]
 
Linux Pets:  9 of 51

Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
 
Linux Pets:  10 of 51

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
                -- Garrison Keillor
 
Linux Pets:  11 of 51

Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't make eight cats pull a sled through
the snow.
 
Linux Pets:  12 of 51

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.
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