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Linux Pets:  41 of 51

Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
 
Linux Pets:  42 of 51

The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called.  Cats take a message and get back to you.
 
Linux Pets:  43 of 51

The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
                -- Kevin Cowherd
 
Linux Pets:  44 of 51

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
                -- C. Schulz
 
Linux Pets:  45 of 51

There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats.
 
Linux Pets:  46 of 51

There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking.
 
Linux Pets:  47 of 51

To err is human,
To purr feline.
                -- Robert Byrne
 
Linux Pets:  48 of 51

When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt
to defend itself when he tries to kill it.
 
Linux Pets:  49 of 51

When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little
muddy paw prints on the hood of my car.
 
Linux Pets:  50 of 51

Who loves me will also love my dog.
                -- John Donne
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