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Linux Platitudes:  16 of 497

A day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant.
 
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A day without sunshine is like a day without orange juice.
 
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A day without sunshine is like night.
 
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A dead man cannot bite.
                -- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)
 
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A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
 
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        A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign.  "Free
Chickens.  Our Coop Runneth Over."
 
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        A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for
her birthday.  An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her
looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen.  "My pup," she murmured
sadly, "runneth over."
 
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A fool and his money are soon popular.
 
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A fool and your money are soon partners.
 
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A fool must now and then be right by chance.
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