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Linux Platitudes:  21 of 497

        A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign.  "Free
Chickens.  Our Coop Runneth Over."
 
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        A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for
her birthday.  An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her
looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen.  "My pup," she murmured
sadly, "runneth over."
 
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A fool and his money are soon popular.
 
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A fool and your money are soon partners.
 
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A fool must now and then be right by chance.
 
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
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A friend in need is a pest indeed.
 
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A full belly makes a dull brain.
                -- Ben Franklin

                [and the local candy machine man.  Ed]
 
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        A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best
friends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown.  When asked by her father why she
had been on the phone so long, she responded "I heard a funny story today
and I've been telling it to the Maureens."
 
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A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).
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