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Linux Platitudes:  241 of 497

If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.
If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
                -- Chinese Proverb
 
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If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
 
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If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
 
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In charity there is no excess.
                -- Francis Bacon
 
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In God we trust; all else we walk through.
 
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In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
                -- Benjamin Franklin
 
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Inspiration without perspiration is usually sterile.
 
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Integrity has no need for rules.
 
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It doesn't matter whether you win or lose -- until you lose.
 
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It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
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