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Linux Politics:  101 of 693

Don't mind him; politicians always sound like that.
 
Linux Politics:  102 of 693

Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!
 
Linux Politics:  103 of 693

Don't suspect your friends -- turn them in!
                -- "Brazil"
 
Linux Politics:  104 of 693

Don't talk to me about naval tradition.  It's nothing but rum, sodomy and
the lash.
        -- Winston Churchill
 
Linux Politics:  105 of 693

Don't vote -- it only encourages them!
 
Linux Politics:  106 of 693

Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders
has been discontinued.
 
Linux Politics:  107 of 693

Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs
in his country, provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a
university degree, influential parents, good looks, a curriculum vitae, two
3x4 snapshots, and a good tax record.
 
Linux Politics:  108 of 693

Each person has the right to take the subway.
 
Linux Politics:  109 of 693

Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United
States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a day.

        [and getting better!  Soon it'll be down to a penny a day!]
 
Linux Politics:  110 of 693

Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
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