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Fortune: 108 - 117 of 147 from Linux Sports

Linux Sports:  108 of 147

Rick:   "How can you close me up?  On what grounds?"
Renault: "I'm shocked!  Shocked!  To find that gambling is going on here."
Croupier (handing money to Renault): "Your winnings, sir."
Renault:"Oh.  Thank you very much."
                -- Casablanca
 
Linux Sports:  109 of 147

Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?"
Yogi Berra:  "You mean now?"
 
Linux Sports:  110 of 147

Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching.  Working once a week,
he might have lasted a long time and become a great star.
                -- Tris Speaker, commenting on Babe Ruth's plan to change
                   from being a pitcher to an outfielder.
                   Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
 
Linux Sports:  111 of 147

Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.
                -- Heard on Noahs' ark
 
Linux Sports:  112 of 147

San Francisco has always been my favorite booing city.  I don't mean the
people boo louder or longer, but there is a very special intimacy.  When
they boo you, you know they mean *you*.  Music, that's what it is to me.
One time in Kezar Stadium they gave me a standing boo.
                -- George Halas, professional football coach
 
Linux Sports:  113 of 147

Several years ago, an international chess tournament was being held in a
swank hotel in New York.  Most of the major stars of the chess world were
there, and after a grueling day of chess, the players and their entourages
retired to the lobby of the hotel for a little refreshment.  In the lobby,
some players got into a heated argument about who was the brightest, the
fastest, and the best chess player in the world.  The argument got quite
loud, as various players claimed that honor.  At that point, a security
guard in the lobby turned to another guard and commented, "If there's
anything I just can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
 
Linux Sports:  114 of 147

Show me a good loser in professional sports and I'll show you an idiot.
Show me a good sportsman and I'll show you a player I'm looking to trade.
                -- Leo Durocher
 
Linux Sports:  115 of 147

So I'm ugly.  So what?  I never saw anyone hit with his face.
                -- Yogi Berra
 
Linux Sports:  116 of 147

Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which
the seal is not yet broken.  And he is going to offer to bet you that he can
make the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ears.
But son, do not bet this man, for you will end up with a ear full of cider.
                -- Sky Masterson's Father
 
Linux Sports:  117 of 147

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