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Fortune: 426 - 435 of 693 from Linux Politics

Linux Politics:  426 of 693

President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and
forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.
Linux Politics:  427 of 693

Put a rogue in the limelight and he will act like an honest man.
                -- Napoleon Bonaparte, "Maxims"
Linux Politics:  428 of 693

Question authority.
Linux Politics:  429 of 693


(Sez who?)
Linux Politics:  430 of 693

Question: Is it better to abide by the rules until they're changed or
help speed the change by breaking them?
Linux Politics:  431 of 693

Remember folks.  Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
                -- Jim Samuels
Linux Politics:  432 of 693

"Remember, if it's being done correctly, here or abroad, it's not the U.S.
Army doing it!"
                -- Good Morning VietNam
Linux Politics:  433 of 693

Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea.
Linux Politics:  434 of 693

Reunite Gondwondaland!
Linux Politics:  435 of 693

Rev. Jim:       What does an amber light mean?
Bobby:          Slow down.
Rev. Jim:       What...   does...  an...  amber...  light...  mean?
Bobby:          Slow down.
Rev. Jim:       What....     does....     an....     amber....     light....
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