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Fortune: 505 - 514 of 719 from Linux Songs Poems

Linux Songs Poems:  505 of 719

Terence, this is stupid stuff:
You eat your victuals fast enough;
There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear,
To see the rate you drink your beer.
But oh, good Lord, the verse you make,
It gives a chap the belly-ache.
The cow, the old cow, she is dead;
It sleeps well the horned head:
We poor lads, 'tis our turn now
To hear such tunes as killed the cow.
Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme
Your friends to death before their time.
Moping, melancholy mad:
Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad.
                -- A.E. Housman
Linux Songs Poems:  506 of 719

That feeling just came over me.
                -- Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler"
Linux Songs Poems:  507 of 719

That money talks,
I'll not deny,
I heard it once,
It said "Good-bye.
                -- Richard Armour
Linux Songs Poems:  508 of 719

        The Advertising Agency Song

        When your client's hopping mad,
        Put his picture in the ad.
        If he still should prove refractory,
        Add a picture of his factory.
Linux Songs Poems:  509 of 719

The all-softening overpowering knell,
The tocsin of the soul, -- the dinner bell.
                -- Lord Byron
Linux Songs Poems:  510 of 719

The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn,
Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn,
And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone,
        It's just ONE OF THOSE DAYS!
                -- Weird Al Yankovic, "One of Those Days"
Linux Songs Poems:  511 of 719

The bank sent our statement this morning,
The red ink was a sight of great awe!
Their figures and mine might have balanced,
But my wife was too quick on the draw.
Linux Songs Poems:  512 of 719

The Bird of Time has but a little way to fly ...
and the bird is on the wing.
                -- Omar Khayyam
Linux Songs Poems:  513 of 719

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Eating peanuts by the peck.
His father called him, but he could not go,
For he loved those peanuts so.
Linux Songs Poems:  514 of 719

The camel has a single hump;
The dromedary two;
Or else the other way around.
I'm never sure.  Are you?
                -- Ogden Nash
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