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Fortune: 38 - 47 of 151 from Linux Love

Linux Love:  38 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door."
 
Linux Love:  39 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."
 
Linux Love:  40 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static
cling."
 
Linux Love:  41 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered."
 
Linux Love:  42 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my
cottage cheese sculpture."
 
Linux Love:  43 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."
 
Linux Love:  44 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."
 
Linux Love:  45 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
 
Linux Love:  46 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
 
Linux Love:  47 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back."
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