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Fortune: 796 - 805 of 1231 from Linux People

Linux People:  796 of 1231

Please don't recommend me to your friends-- it's difficult enough to
cope with you alone.
Linux People:  797 of 1231

Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle, I sometimes forget which
side I'm on.
Linux People:  798 of 1231

Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking.
                -- Mary Poppins
Linux People:  799 of 1231

Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Linux People:  800 of 1231

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their
minds cannot change anything.
                -- G.B. Shaw
Linux People:  801 of 1231

Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth in motion.
Linux People:  802 of 1231

Put your trust in those who are worthy.
Linux People:  803 of 1231

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.
                -- Oscar Wilde
Linux People:  804 of 1231

"Quite frankly, I don't like you humans.  After what you all have done,
I find being 'inhuman' a compliment."
                -- Spider Robinson, "Callahan's Secret"
Linux People:  805 of 1231

Rarely do people communicate; they just take turns talking.
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