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Fortune: 86 - 95 of 135 from Linux Riddles

Linux Riddles:  86 of 135

Q:      What is purple and concord the world?
A:      Alexander the Grape.
 
Linux Riddles:  87 of 135

Q:      What is the difference between a duck?
A:      One leg is both the same.
 
Linux Riddles:  88 of 135

Q:      What is the difference between Texas and yogurt?
A:      Yogurt has culture.
 
Linux Riddles:  89 of 135

Q:      What is the sound of one cat napping?
A:      Mu.
 
Linux Riddles:  90 of 135

Q:      What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A:      A nervous wreck.
 
Linux Riddles:  91 of 135

Q:      What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
        plays like a monkey?
A:      Nothing.
 
Linux Riddles:  92 of 135

Q:      What's a light-year?
A:      One-third less calories than a regular year.
 
Linux Riddles:  93 of 135

Q:      What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A:      Dating a Canadian.
 
Linux Riddles:  94 of 135

Q:      What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A:      A corpse.
 
Linux Riddles:  95 of 135

Q:      What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A:      Chewing gum.
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