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Fortune: 98 - 107 of 133 from Linux Ms Fortunes

Linux Ms Fortunes:  98 of 133

How dare the government intervene to stifle innovation in the computer
industry! That's Microsoft's job, dammit!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  99 of 133

It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes a real man to
make them work, and a god to make them do anything useful.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  100 of 133

Win98 error 009: Erroneous error: Nothing is wrong.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  101 of 133

Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for Windows NT to complete
boot procedure.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  102 of 133

Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! My Windows 98 hasn't crashed for
2 hours, 43 minutes and 9 seconds!!!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  103 of 133

Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! Windows NT has been running for
2 days without crashing!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  104 of 133

Windows found - Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K (M)ake it so
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  105 of 133

Is that a 286 or are you just running Windows?
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  106 of 133

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were playing a friendly game of Frisbee at the Gates
estate on the shore of Lake Washington. At one point, Bill accidentally sends
the Frisbee over Steve's head, and the Frisbee lands in the lake. Steve walks
out onto the surface of the lake and retrieves the Frisbee.
The next day the newspapers report:
   Gates' Throw Exceeds Expectations
   Apple CEO Unable to Swim
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  107 of 133

Q: How do you fix all Windows bugs at once?
A: Type DELTREE C:WINDOWS
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