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Fortune: 47 - 56 of 161 from Linux Ethnic

Linux Ethnic:  47 of 161

I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of
pre-Adamite ancestral descent.  You will understand this when I tell you
that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic
globule.  Consequently, my family pride is something inconceivable.  I
can't help it.  I was born sneering.
                -- Pooh-Bah, "The Mikado"
Linux Ethnic:  48 of 161

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
Linux Ethnic:  49 of 161

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
Linux Ethnic:  50 of 161

I shot an arrow in to the air, and it stuck.
                -- graffito in Los Angeles

On a clear day,
                -- graffito in San Francisco

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our
lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
                -- Robert Orben
Linux Ethnic:  51 of 161

I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today.  Happens
every six months or so.  So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share
it with you.

> In New York in the winter it is million degrees below zero and
  the wind travels at a million miles an hour down 5th avenue.
> And in LA it's 72.

> In New York in the summer it is a million degrees and the humidity
  is a million percent.
> And in LA it's 72.

> In New York there are a million interesting people.
> And in LA there are 72.
Linux Ethnic:  52 of 161

"I'm in Pittsburgh.  Why am I here?"
                -- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
Linux Ethnic:  53 of 161

If all the Chinese simultaneously jumped into the Pacific off a 10 foot
platform erected 10 feet off their coast, it would cause a tidal wave
that would destroy everything in this country west of Nebraska.
Linux Ethnic:  54 of 161

Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the
land He's trying to ignore.
Linux Ethnic:  55 of 161

In 1880 the French captured Detroit but gave it back ... they couldn't
get parts.
Linux Ethnic:  56 of 161

In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
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