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As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven't even compiled this
kernel yet. So if it works, you should be doubly impressed.
(Linus Torvalds, announcing kernel 1.3.3 on the linux-kernel mailing list.)
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Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
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Be warned that typing fBkillall fInamefP may not have the desired
effect on non-Linux systems, especially when done by a privileged user.
(From the killall manual page)
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"Besides, I think [Slackware] sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you?"
(By Patrick Volkerding)
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But what can you do with it? -- ubiquitous cry from Linux-user partner.
(Submitted by Andy Pearce, email@example.com)
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"By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing since
(By Vance Petree, Virginia Power)
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die_if_kernel("Oops", regs, error_code);
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"...Deep Hack Mode--that mysterious and frightening state of
consciousness where Mortal Users fear to tread."
(By Matt Welsh)
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Dijkstra probably hates me
(Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c)
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DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous system
crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily cured by
UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS.
(from David Vicker's .plan)