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Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.
|Linux Riddles: 19 of 135|
Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
|Linux Riddles: 20 of 135|
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
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Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.
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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
|Linux Riddles: 23 of 135|
Q: How does a hacker fix a function which
doesn't work for all of the elements in its domain?
A: He changes the domain.
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Q: How does the Polish Constitution differ from the American?
A: Under the Polish Constitution citizens are guaranteed freedom of
speech, but under the United States constitution they are
guaranteed freedom after speech.
-- being told in Poland, 1987
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Q: How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment
of license fee (binary only).
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Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.