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Linux Riddles:  11 of 135

Q:      Are we not men?
A:      We are Vaxen.
 
Linux Riddles:  12 of 135

Q:      Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A:      One per person.
 
Linux Riddles:  13 of 135

Q:      Heard about the <ethnic> who couldn't spell?
A:      He spent the night in a warehouse.
 
Linux Riddles:  14 of 135

Q:      How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A:      When his lips move.
 
Linux Riddles:  15 of 135

Q:      How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A:      Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
 
Linux Riddles:  16 of 135

Q:      How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A:      Unique up on it!

Q:      How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A:      The tame way!
 
Linux Riddles:  17 of 135

Q:      How do you keep a moron in suspense?
 
Linux Riddles:  18 of 135

Q:      How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
A:      The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.
 
Linux Riddles:  19 of 135

Q:      How do you play religious roulette?
A:      You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
        struck by lightning first.
 
Linux Riddles:  20 of 135

Q:      How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A:      Throw him a rock.
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