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Fortune: 121 - 130 of 135 from Linux Riddles

Linux Riddles:  121 of 135

Q:      Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A:      To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
 
Linux Riddles:  122 of 135

Q:      Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A:      To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
 
Linux Riddles:  123 of 135

Q:      Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A:      Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
        Oh, right, *of course*!
 
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Q:      Why do the police always travel in threes?
A:      One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps
        an eye on the two intellectuals.
 
Linux Riddles:  125 of 135

Q:      Why do WASPs play golf ?
A:      So they can dress like pimps.
 
Linux Riddles:  126 of 135

Q:      Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and
        New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A:      God gave New Jersey first choice.
 
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Q:      Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A:      The cats keep trying to bury them.
 
Linux Riddles:  128 of 135

Q:      Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
A:      Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar.  If they drink
        it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while
        visiting, they always take three.
 
Linux Riddles:  129 of 135

Q:      Why haven't you graduated yet?
A:      Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
        my dissertation to rhyme.
 
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Q:      Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A:      You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
        gets all the credit.
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