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Linux Riddles:  131 of 135

Q:      Why is it that Mexico isn't sending anyone to the '84 summer games?
A:      Anyone in Mexico who can run, swim or jump is already in LA.
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Q:      Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation
        function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A:      That's the Law of Spline Demand.
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Q:      Why is Poland just like the United States?
A:      In the United States you can't buy anything for zlotys and in
        Poland you can't either, while in the U.S. you can get whatever
        you want for dollars, just as you can in Poland.
                -- being told in Poland, 1987
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Q:      Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man
        soup in a plate?
A:      'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.
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Q:      Why was Stonehenge abandoned?
A:      It wasn't IBM compatible.
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