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Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out
of the way.
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Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?
A: 2 bits.
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Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A: 9 edge down.
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Q: Know what the difference between your latest project
and putting wings on an elephant is?
A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh...
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Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
bottles into the typewriter.
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
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Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
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Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?
A: The very best person they can possibly be.
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Q: What do monsters eat?
Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)