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Fortune: 51 - 60 of 135 from Linux Riddles

Linux Riddles:  51 of 135

Q:      How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:      One.
 
Linux Riddles:  52 of 135

Q:      How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:      None.  The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out
        of the way.
 
Linux Riddles:  53 of 135

Q:      How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?
A:      2 bits.
 
Linux Riddles:  54 of 135

Q:      How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A:      9 edge down.
 
Linux Riddles:  55 of 135

Q:      Know what the difference between your latest project
        and putting wings on an elephant is?
A:      Who knows?  The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh...
 
Linux Riddles:  56 of 135

Q:      Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A:      Easy.  It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
        bottles into the typewriter.
 
Linux Riddles:  57 of 135

Q:      What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A:      "The elephants are coming over the hill."

Q:      What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
                sunglasses?
A:      Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
 
Linux Riddles:  58 of 135

Q:      What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A:      Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
 
Linux Riddles:  59 of 135

Q:      What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?
A:      The very best person they can possibly be.
 
Linux Riddles:  60 of 135

Q:      What do monsters eat?
A:      Things.

Q:      What do monsters drink?
A:      Coke.  (Because Things go better with Coke.)
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