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Fortune: 71 - 80 of 135 from Linux Riddles

Linux Riddles:  71 of 135

Q:      What do you call the scratches that you get when a female
        sheep bites you?
A:      Ewe nicks.
 
Linux Riddles:  72 of 135

Q:      What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
A:      You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!
 
Linux Riddles:  73 of 135

Q:      What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A:      An offer you can't understand.
 
Linux Riddles:  74 of 135

Q:      What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A:      Not enough sand.
 
Linux Riddles:  75 of 135

Q:      What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A:      Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
 
Linux Riddles:  76 of 135

Q:      What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three-piece suit?
A:      Will the defendant please rise?
 
Linux Riddles:  77 of 135

Q:      What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A:      A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
        a delicious dessert.
 
Linux Riddles:  78 of 135

Q:      What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean?
A:      It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the
        Russians take the Ukrainians by the hand; the Ukranians take
        the Uzbeks by the hand; and they all go and beat up the Jews.
 
Linux Riddles:  79 of 135

Q:      What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?
A:      Open other end.
 
Linux Riddles:  80 of 135

Q:      What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A:      A dinner party.
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