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Fortune: 91 - 100 of 135 from Linux Riddles

Linux Riddles:  91 of 135

Q:      What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
        plays like a monkey?
A:      Nothing.
 
Linux Riddles:  92 of 135

Q:      What's a light-year?
A:      One-third less calories than a regular year.
 
Linux Riddles:  93 of 135

Q:      What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A:      Dating a Canadian.
 
Linux Riddles:  94 of 135

Q:      What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A:      A corpse.
 
Linux Riddles:  95 of 135

Q:      What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A:      Chewing gum.
 
Linux Riddles:  96 of 135

Q:      What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A:      A doberman.
 
Linux Riddles:  97 of 135

Q:      What's the contour integral around Western Europe?
A:      Zero, because all the Poles are in Eastern Europe!

Addendum: Actually, there ARE some Poles in Western Europe, but they
        are removable!

Q:      An English mathematician (I forgot who) was asked by his
        very religious colleague: Do you believe in one God?
A:      Yes, up to isomorphism!

Q:      What is a compact city?
A:      It's a city that can be guarded by finitely many near-sighted
        policemen!
                -- Peter Lax
 
Linux Riddles:  98 of 135

Q:      What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?
A:      The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
 
Linux Riddles:  99 of 135

Q:      What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
        lawyer in the road?
A:      There are skid marks in front of the dog.
 
Linux Riddles:  100 of 135

Q:      What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A:      You can't get down off an elephant.
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