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Fortune: 118 - 127 of 135 from Linux Riddles

Linux Riddles:  118 of 135

Q:      Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A:      Because it was on the other side.
 
Linux Riddles:  119 of 135

Q:      Why did the WASP cross the road?
A:      To get to the middle.
 
Linux Riddles:  120 of 135

Q:      Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A:      To stamp out forest fires.

Q:      Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A:      To stamp out flaming ducks.
 
Linux Riddles:  121 of 135

Q:      Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A:      To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
 
Linux Riddles:  122 of 135

Q:      Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A:      To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
 
Linux Riddles:  123 of 135

Q:      Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A:      Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
        Oh, right, *of course*!
 
Linux Riddles:  124 of 135

Q:      Why do the police always travel in threes?
A:      One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps
        an eye on the two intellectuals.
 
Linux Riddles:  125 of 135

Q:      Why do WASPs play golf ?
A:      So they can dress like pimps.
 
Linux Riddles:  126 of 135

Q:      Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and
        New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A:      God gave New Jersey first choice.
 
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Q:      Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A:      The cats keep trying to bury them.
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