|Linux Science: 589 of 622|
When Alexander Graham Bell died in 1922, the telephone people interrupted
service for one minute in his honor. They've been honoring him intermittently
ever since, I believe.
-- The Grab Bag
|Linux Science: 590 of 622|
When some people discover the truth, they just can't understand why
everybody isn't eager to hear it.
|Linux Science: 591 of 622|
When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four.
-- S. Johnson
|Linux Science: 592 of 622|
"When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical."
-- Jon Carroll
|Linux Science: 593 of 622|
When the Universe was not so out of whack as it is today, and all the
stars were lined up in their proper places, you could easily count them
from left to right, or top to bottom, and the larger and bluer ones were
set apart, and the smaller yellowing types pushed off to the corners as
bodies of a lower grade ...
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"
|Linux Science: 594 of 622|
When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the plane, the
plane will fly.
-- Donald Douglas
|Linux Science: 595 of 622|
When you are about to do an objective and scientific piece of investigation
of a topic, it is well to gave the answer firmly in hand, so that you can
proceed forthrightly, without being deflected or swayed, directly to the goal.
-- Amrom Katz
|Linux Science: 596 of 622|
When you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by
asking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don't
know the answer either.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
|Linux Science: 597 of 622|
Where are the calculations that go with a calculated risk?
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WHERE CAN THE MATTER BE
Oh, dear, where can the matter be
When it's converted to energy?
There is a slight loss of parity.
Johnny's so long at the fair.