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Linux Science:  603 of 622

Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this candle?
                -- Alan Shepherd, the first man into space, Gemini program
 
Linux Science:  604 of 622

With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once
build a nuclear balm?
 
Linux Science:  605 of 622

With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and
still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
such thing as progress.
                -- Ransom K. Ferm
 
Linux Science:  606 of 622

Without life, Biology itself would be impossible.
 
Linux Science:  607 of 622

Xerox does it again and again and again and ...
 
Linux Science:  608 of 622

Xerox never comes up with anything original.
 
Linux Science:  609 of 622

Ya'll hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch some
rays and became a tangent ?
 
Linux Science:  610 of 622

"Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context."
 
Linux Science:  611 of 622

        "Yes, let's consider," said Bruno, putting his thumb into his
mouth again, and sitting down upon a dead mouse.
        "What do you keep that mouse for?" I said.  "You should either
bury it or else throw it into the brook."
        "Why, it's to measure with!" cried Bruno.  "How ever would you
do a garden without one?  We make each bed three mouses and a half
long, and two mouses wide."
        I stopped him as he was dragging it off by the tail to show me
how it was used...
                -- Lewis Carroll, "Sylvie and Bruno"
 
Linux Science:  612 of 622

        "Yo, Mike!"
        "Yeah, Gabe?"
        "We got a problem down on Earth.  In Utah."
        "I thought you fixed that last century!"
        "No, no, not that.  Someone's found a security problem in the physics
program.  They're getting energy out of nowhere."
        "Blessit!  Lemme look...  <tappity clickity tappity>  Hey, it's
there all right!  OK, just a sec...  <tappity clickity tap... save... compile>
There, that ought to patch it.  Dist it out, wouldja?"
                -- Cold Fusion, 1989
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