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Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
 
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GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7):  April 2, 1751

Issac Newton becomes discouraged when he falls up a flight of stairs.
 
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
                -- Albert Einstein

They laughed at Einstein.  They laughed at the Wright Brothers.  But they
also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
                -- Carl Sagan
 
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He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent.
 
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He:     Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
She:    What?!?  Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains.
                -- Walt Kelly
 
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Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several Guernsey cows?
It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world.
 
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Heavier than air flying machines are impossible.
                -- Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, c. 1895
 
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Heisenberg may have been here.
 
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Heisenberg may have slept here...
 
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Help fight continental drift.
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