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Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
 
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So as your consumer electronics adviser, I am advising you to donate your
current VCR to a grate resident, who will laugh sardonically and hurl it
into a dumpster.  Then I want you to go out and purchase a vast array of
8-millimeter video equipment.

... OK!  Got everything?  Well, *too bad, sucker*, because while you were
gone the electronics industry came up with an even newer format that makes
your 8-millimeter VCR look as technologically advanced as toenail dirt.
This format is called "3.5 hectare" and it will not be made available until
it is outmoded, sometime early next week, by a format called "Elroy", so
*order yours now*.
                -- Dave Barry, "No Surrender in the Electronics Revolution"
 
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Solutions are obvious if one only has the optical power to observe them
over the horizon.
                -- K.A. Arsdall
 
Linux Science:  404 of 622

Space is big.  You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly
big it is.  I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the
drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.
                -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 
Linux Science:  405 of 622

Space is to place as eternity is to time.
                -- Joseph Joubert
 
Linux Science:  406 of 622

Space tells matter how to move and matter tells space how to curve.
                -- Wheeler
 
Linux Science:  407 of 622

Statistics are no substitute for judgement.
                -- Henry Clay
 
Linux Science:  408 of 622

Statistics means never having to say you're certain.
 
Linux Science:  409 of 622

Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays.  Embezzlement is another matter.
 
Linux Science:  410 of 622

Stuckness shouldn't be avoided.  It's the psychic predecessor of all
real understanding.  An egoless acceptance of stuckness is a key to an
understanding of all Quality, in mechanical work as in other endeavors.
                -- R. Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
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