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Linux Science:  411 of 622

Supervisor: Do you think you understand the basic ideas of Quantum Mechanics?
Supervisee: Ah! Well, what do we mean by "to understand" in the context of
            Quantum Mechanics?
Supervisor: You mean "No", don't you?
Supervisee: Yes.
                -- Overheard at a supervision.
 
Linux Science:  412 of 622

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
 
Linux Science:  413 of 622

Take an astronaut to launch.
 
Linux Science:  414 of 622

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means
for going backwards.
                -- Aldous Huxley
 
Linux Science:  415 of 622

Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
 
Linux Science:  416 of 622

That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind.
                -- Neil Armstrong
 
Linux Science:  417 of 622

The  White Rabbit put on his spectacles.
        "Where shall  I  begin, please your Majesty ?" he asked.
        "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on
till you come to the end: then stop."
                -- Lewis Carroll
 
Linux Science:  418 of 622

The aim of science is to seek the simplest explanations of complex
facts.  Seek simplicity and distrust it.
                -- Whitehead.
 
Linux Science:  419 of 622

The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the
pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.
 
Linux Science:  420 of 622

The amount of weight an evangelist carries with the almighty is measured
in billigrahams.
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