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Fortune: 211 - 220 of 719 from Linux Songs Poems

Linux Songs Poems:  211 of 719

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!
 
Linux Songs Poems:  212 of 719

I always will remember --               I was in no mood to trifle;
'Twas a year ago November --            I got down my trusty rifle
I went out to shoot some deer           And went out to stalk my prey --
On a morning bright and clear.          What a haul I made that day!
I went and shot the maximum             I tied them to my bumper and
The game laws would allow:              I drove them home somehow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters,        Two game wardens, seven hunters,
And a cow.                              And a cow.

The Law was very firm, it               People ask me how I do it
Took away my permit--                   And I say, "There's nothin' to it!
The worst punishment I ever endured.    You just stand there lookin' cute,
It turns out there was a reason:        And when something moves, you shoot."
Cows were out of season, and            And there's ten stuffed heads
One of the hunters wasn't insured.      In my trophy room right now:
                                        Two game wardens, seven hunters,
                                        And a pure-bred guernsey cow.
                -- Tom Lehrer, "The Hunting Song"
 
Linux Songs Poems:  213 of 719

I am changing my name to Chrysler
I am going down to Washington, D.C.
I will tell some power broker
        What they did for Iacocca
Will be perfectly acceptable to me!

I am changing my name to Chrysler,
I am heading for that great receiving line.
When they hand a million grand out,
        I'll be standing with my hand out,
Yessir, I'll get mine!
 
Linux Songs Poems:  214 of 719

I B M
U B M
We all B M
For I B M!!!!
                -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
 
Linux Songs Poems:  215 of 719

I can live without
Someone I love
But not without
Someone I need.
                -- "Safety"
 
Linux Songs Poems:  216 of 719

I can see him a'comin'
With his big boots on,
With his big thumb out,
He wants to get me.
He wants to hurt me.
He wants to bring me down.
But some time later,
When I feel a little straighter,
I'll come across a stranger
Who'll remind me of the danger,
And then.... I'll run him over.
Pretty smart on my part!
To find my way... In the dark!
                -- Phil Ochs
 
Linux Songs Poems:  217 of 719

I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
                -- Joe Walsh
 
Linux Songs Poems:  218 of 719

I don't know what Descartes' got,
But booze can do what Kant cannot.
                -- Mike Cross
 
Linux Songs Poems:  219 of 719

I don't need no arms around me...
I don't need no drugs to calm me...
I have seen the writing on the wall.
Don't think I need anything at all.
No!  Don't think I need anything at all!
All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.
All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.
                -- Pink Floyd, "Another Brick in the Wall", Part III
 
Linux Songs Poems:  220 of 719

I don't wanna argue, and I don't wanna fight,
But there will definitely be a party tonight...
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