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Linux Sports:  71 of 147

In Africa some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground
with clubs and uttering spine chilling cries.  Anthropologists call
this a form of primitive self-expression.  In America we call it golf.
 
Linux Sports:  72 of 147

In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it made the World Series
just something that came later.
                -- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owner
 
Linux Sports:  73 of 147

It gets late early out there.
                -- Yogi Berra
 
Linux Sports:  74 of 147

It has long been known that one horse can run faster than another --
but which one?  Differences are crucial.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
Linux Sports:  75 of 147

It's like deja vu all over again.
                -- Yogi Berra
 
Linux Sports:  76 of 147

It's not whether you win or lose but how you played the game.
                -- Grantland Rice
 
Linux Sports:  77 of 147

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game.
 
Linux Sports:  78 of 147

Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.
 
Linux Sports:  79 of 147

Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:
        (1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc
           straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this
           force is technically termed "car suck").
        (2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive
           than "Watch this!"
        (3) The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly
           proportional to the cost of hitting it.  For instance, a
           Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or
           a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy.
        (4) Your best throw happens when no one is watching; when the
           cute girl you've been trying to impress is watching, the
           Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you
           in the head and knock you silly.
 
Linux Sports:  80 of 147

Life is a gamble at terrible odds, if it was a bet you wouldn't take it.
                -- Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead"
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