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Beauty is one of the rare things which does not lead to doubt of God.
                -- Jean Anouilh
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        Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and
        took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of
his followers.
        One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and
there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.
        "Tell me, you dumb beast," demanded the Priest in his
commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile?  What is your
Purpose in Life, anyway?"
        Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU".  (The
Chinese ideogram for NO-THING.)
        Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened.
        Primarily because nobody understood Chinese.
                -- Camden Benares, "Zen Without Zen Masters"
Linux Wisdom:  36 of 402

Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to
know the answers.
                -- Gene Wolfe, "The Claw of the Conciliator"
Linux Wisdom:  37 of 402

Brahma said: Well, after hearing ten thousand explanations, a fool is no
wiser.  But an intelligent man needs only two thousand five hundred.
                -- The Mahabharata
Linux Wisdom:  38 of 402

By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death.
                -- Titus Lucretius Carus
Linux Wisdom:  39 of 402

Catharsis is something I associate with pornography and crossword puzzles.
                -- Howard Chaykin
Linux Wisdom:  40 of 402

Certainly the game is rigged.

Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.
                -- Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"
Linux Wisdom:  41 of 402

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
                -- Anatole France
Linux Wisdom:  42 of 402

                        Chapter 1

The story so far:

        In the beginning the Universe was created.  This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
                -- Douglas Adams?
Linux Wisdom:  43 of 402

        "Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I
ought to go from here?"
        "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
        "I don't care much where--" said Alice.
        "Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
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