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Linux Wisdom:  41 of 402

Chance is perhaps the work of God when He did not want to sign.
                -- Anatole France
 
Linux Wisdom:  42 of 402

                        Chapter 1

The story so far:

        In the beginning the Universe was created.  This has made a lot
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
                -- Douglas Adams?
 
Linux Wisdom:  43 of 402

        "Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I
ought to go from here?"
        "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
        "I don't care much where--" said Alice.
        "Then it doesn't matter which way you go," said the Cat.
 
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Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.
                -- Herodotus
 
Linux Wisdom:  45 of 402

Coincidences are spiritual puns.
                -- G.K. Chesterton
 
Linux Wisdom:  46 of 402

Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.
                -- Erma Bombeck
 
Linux Wisdom:  47 of 402

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
 
Linux Wisdom:  48 of 402

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.
                -- R. Geis
 
Linux Wisdom:  49 of 402

Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings.
 
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Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'.
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