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Linux Work:  96 of 630

"Every man has his price.  Mine is $3.95."
 
Linux Work:  97 of 630

Every man thinks God is on his side.  The rich and powerful know that he is.
        -- Jean Anouilh, "The Lark"
 
Linux Work:  98 of 630

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.  It knows it must run faster
than the fastest lion or it will be killed.  Every morning a lion wakes up.
It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.
It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle: when the sun comes
up, you'd better be running.
 
Linux Work:  99 of 630

"Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the
richest people in America.  If I'm not there, I go to work"
        -- Robert Orben
 
Linux Work:  100 of 630

Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no
guarantee of eventual success.
 
Linux Work:  101 of 630

Every young man should have a hobby: learning how to handle money is
the best one.
        -- Jack Hurley
 
Linux Work:  102 of 630

Everybody but Sam had signed up for a new company pension plan that
called for a small employee contribution.  The company was paying all
the rest.  Unfortunately, 100% employee participation was needed;
otherwise the plan was off.  Sam's boss and his fellow workers pleaded
and cajoled, but to no avail.  Sam said the plan would never pay off.
Finally the company president called Sam into his office.
    "Sam," he said, "here's a copy of the new pension plan and here's
a pen.  I want you to sign the papers.  I'm sorry, but if you don't sign,
you're fired.  As of right now."
    Sam signed the papers immediately.
    "Now," said the president, "would you mind telling me why you
couldn't have signed earlier?"
    "Well, sir," replied Sam, "nobody explained it to me quite so
clearly before."
 
Linux Work:  103 of 630

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
        -- Arthur Miller
 
Linux Work:  104 of 630

Everyone who comes in here wants three things:
    (1) They want it quick.
    (2) They want it good.
    (3) They want it cheap.
I tell 'em to pick two and call me back.
        -- sign on the back wall of a small printing company
 
Linux Work:  105 of 630

Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.
        -- Miller
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