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Linux Work:  3 of 630

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and
ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
        -- Robert Frost
 
Linux Work:  4 of 630

A boss with no humor is like a job that's no fun.
 
Linux Work:  5 of 630

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well
as afterward.
 
Linux Work:  6 of 630

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.
        -- Paul Valery
 
Linux Work:  7 of 630

A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.
        -- Milton Berle
 
Linux Work:  8 of 630

A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
        -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
 
Linux Work:  9 of 630

A committee takes root and grows, it flowers, wilts and dies, scattering the
seed from which other committees will bloom.
        -- Parkinson
 
Linux Work:  10 of 630

A commune is where people join together to share their lack of wealth.
        -- R. Stallman
 
Linux Work:  11 of 630

A company is known by the men it keeps.
 
Linux Work:  12 of 630

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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