| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 569 of 1371 |
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 570 of 1371 |
A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate
cake without ketchup and mustard.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 571 of 1371 |
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 572 of 1371 |
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can
do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 573 of 1371 |
A CONS is an object which cares.
-- Bernie Greenberg.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 574 of 1371 |
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
-- Elbert Hubbard
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 575 of 1371 |
A conservative is a man
who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
-- Alfred E. Wiggam
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 576 of 1371 |
A conservative is a man
with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 577 of 1371 |
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 578 of 1371 |
A couch is as good as a chair.
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