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Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
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Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
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Man who sleep in beer keg wake up sticky.
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Marigold: Jealousy
Mint: Virute
Orange blossom: Your purity equals your loveliness
Orchid: Beauty, magnificence
Pansy: Thoughts
Peach blossom: I am your captive
Petunia: Your presence soothes me
Poppy: Sleep
Rose, any color: Love
Rose, deep red: Bashful shame
Rose, single, pink: Simplicity
Rose, thornless, any: Early attachment
Rose, white: I am worthy of you
Rose, yellow: Decrease of love, rise of jealousy
Rosebud, white: Girlhood, and a heart ignorant of love
Rosemary: Remembrance
Sunflower: Haughtiness
Tulip, red: Declaration of love
Tulip, yellow: Hopeless love
Violet, blue: Faithfulness
Violet, white: Modesty
Zinnia: Thoughts of absent friends
* An upside-down blossom reverses the meaning.
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May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard
versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
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May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
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May your camel be as swift as the wind.
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May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
Thousand Caramels.
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Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
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