Linux Work

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.  I want to achieve
immortality through not dying.
        -- Woody Allen

    I for one cannot protest the recent M.T.A. fare hike and the
accompanying promises that this would in no way improve service.  For
the transit system, as it now operates, has hidden advantages that
can't be measured in monetary terms.
    Personally, I feel that it is well worth 75 cents or even $1 to
have that unimpeachable excuse whenever I am late to anything:  "I came
by subway."  Those four words have such magic in them that if Godot
should someday show up and mumble them, any audience would instantly
understand his long delay.

I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs.
        -- H.L. Mencken

I have the simplest tastes.  I am always satisfied with the best.
        -- Oscar Wilde

I have ways of making money that you know nothing of.
        -- John D. Rockefeller

I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?
        -- Raoul Duke

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
        -- Bill Hoest

I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.

I never cheated an honest man, only rascals.  They wanted something for
nothing.  I gave them nothing for something.
        -- Joseph "Yellow Kid" Weil

I owe the public nothing.
        -- J.P. Morgan