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Linux Work:  44 of 630

An office party is not, as is sometimes supposed the Managing Director's
chance to kiss the tea-girl.  It is the tea-girl's chance to kiss the
Managing Director (however bizarre an ambition this may seem to anyone
who has seen the Managing Director face on).
        -- Katherine Whitehorn, "Roundabout"
 
Linux Work:  45 of 630

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed
to be doing at the moment.
        -- Robert Benchley
 
Linux Work:  46 of 630

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
        -- Publius Syrus
 
Linux Work:  47 of 630

Anyone can make an omelet with eggs.  The trick is to make one with none.
 
Linux Work:  48 of 630

Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
 
Linux Work:  49 of 630

Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.  The label means the
price went up.  The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW"
means the price went way up.
 
Linux Work:  50 of 630

"At least they're EXPERIENCED incompetents"
 
Linux Work:  51 of 630

At these prices, I lose money -- but I make it up in volume.
        -- Peter G. Alaquon
 
Linux Work:  52 of 630

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the
number of pens that person is carrying.
 
Linux Work:  53 of 630

Be sociable. Speak to the person next to you in the unemployment line tomorrow.
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