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One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
is that there never was a plan in the first place.
 
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One promising concept that I came up with right away was that you could
manufacture personal air bags, then get a law passed requiring that they be
installed on congressmen to keep them from taking trips.  Let's say your
congressman was trying to travel to Paris to do a fact-finding study on how
the French government handles diseases transmitted by sherbet.  Just when he
got to the plane, his mandatory air bag, strapped around his waist, would
inflate -- FWWAAAAAAPPPP -- thus rendering him too large to fit through the
plane door.  It could also be rigged to inflate whenever the congressman
proposed a law.  ("Mr. Speaker, people ask me, why should October be
designated as Cuticle Inspection Month?  And I answer that FWWAAAAAAPPPP.")
This would save millions of dollars, so I have no doubt that the public
would violently support a law requiring airbags on congressmen.  The problem
is that your potential market is very small: there are only around 500
members of Congress, and some of them, such as House Speaker "Tip" O'Neil,
are already too large to fit on normal aircraft.
        -- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre' Restaurants"
 
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One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.
 
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Only through hard work and perseverance can one truly suffer.
 
Linux Work:  328 of 630

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't
recognize them.
 
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Optimism is the content of small men in high places.
        -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Crack Up"
 
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Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes.  I would rather it were you.
I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but
we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company.
        -- J. Wellington Wells
 
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Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.
        -- Robert Louis Stevenson
 
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Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is
they charge fifteen cents for them.
 
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Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.
        -- Roy L. Ash, ex-president, Litton Industries
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