Linux Work

Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading
it.  Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving
from where you left them to where you can't find them.

In 1914, the first crossword puzzle was printed in a newspaper.  The
creator received $4000 down ... and $3000 across.

In a consumer society there are inevitably two kinds of slaves:
the prisoners of addiction and the prisoners of envy.

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence ...
in time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent
to carry out its duties ... Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
        -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter, "The Peter Principle"

In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.

In case of injury notify your superior immediately.  He'll kiss it and
make it better.

In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.
        -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter

In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.

In the middle of a wide field is a pot of gold.  100 feet to the north stands
a smart manager.  100 feet to the south stands a dumb manager.  100 feet to
the east is the Easter Bunny, and 100 feet to the west is Santa Claus.

Q:  Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A:  The dumb manager.  All the rest are myths.

Innovation is hard to schedule.
        -- Dan Fylstra