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A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
        -- Dean Acheson
 
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A motion to adjourn is always in order.
 
Linux Work:  23 of 630

A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
 
Linux Work:  24 of 630

A new supply of round tuits has arrived and are available from Mary.
Anyone who has been putting off work until they got a round tuit now
has no excuse for further procrastination.
 
Linux Work:  25 of 630

A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for granite.
 
Linux Work:  26 of 630

... a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you
were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and
a fly-by-night.  These virtues awakened Confidence and enabled you to handle
Bigger Propositions.  But they didn't imply that you were to be impractical
and refuse to take twice the value for a house if a buyer was such an idiot
that he didn't force you down on the asking price.
        -- Sinclair Lewis, "Babbitt"
 
Linux Work:  27 of 630

A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three
wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer
sitting in the yard watching the pig.
    "That's quite a pig you have there, sir" said the salesman.
    "Sure is, son," the farmer replied.  "Why, two years ago, my daughter
was swimming in the lake and bumped her head and damned near drowned, but that
pig swam out and dragged her back to shore."
    "Amazing!"  the salesman exlaimed.
    "And that's not the only thing.  Last fall I was cuttin' wood up on
the north forty when a tree fell on me.  Pinned me to the ground, it did.
That pig run up and wiggled underneath that tree and lifted it off of me.
Saved my life."
    "Fantastic!  the salesman said.  But tell me, how come the pig has
three wooden legs?"
    The farmer stared at the newcomer in amazement.  "Mister, when you
got an amazin' pig like that, you don't eat him all at once."
 
Linux Work:  28 of 630

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
        -- Samuel Goldwyn
 
Linux Work:  29 of 630

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
        -- Herbert Hoover
 
Linux Work:  30 of 630

According to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling is something
everyone should do at least 6 times a day.  In an effort to increase the
national average  (the US ranks third among the world's superpowers in
smiling), Xerox has instructed all personnel to be happy, effervescent, and
most importantly, to smile.  Xerox employees agree, and even feel strongly
that they can not only meet but surpass the national average...  except for
Tubby Ackerman.  But because Tubby does such a fine job of racing around
parking lots with a large butterfly net retrieving floating IC chips, Xerox
decided to give him a break.  If you see Tubby in a parking lot he may have
a sheepish grin.  This is where the expression, "Service with a slightly
sheepish grin" comes from.
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