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Linux Work:  461 of 630

The only problem with being a man of leisure is that you can never stop
and take a rest.
 
Linux Work:  462 of 630

The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to
be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to
be less cunning than more virtuous men.  Oh yes ... whenever you think
you've got something really great, add ten per cent more.
        -- Bill Veeck
 
Linux Work:  463 of 630

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has
already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished,
and put inside boxes.
        -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
 
Linux Work:  464 of 630

The opossum is a very sophisticated animal.  It doesn't even get up
until 5 or 6 PM.
 
Linux Work:  465 of 630

The optimum committee has no members.
        -- Norman Augustine
 
Linux Work:  466 of 630

The opulence of the front office door varies inversely with the fundamental
solvency of the firm.
 
Linux Work:  467 of 630

The other line moves faster.
 
Linux Work:  468 of 630

The person who can smile when something goes wrong has thought of
someone to blame it on.
 
Linux Work:  469 of 630

The person who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
 
Linux Work:  470 of 630

The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.
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