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Linux Work:  581 of 630

What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
 
Linux Work:  582 of 630

What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.
 
Linux Work:  583 of 630

What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.
 
Linux Work:  584 of 630

What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody
really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time,
whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-launch-style "hold" for
two to three hours, during which it just remains 7 a.m.  This way we could
all wake up via a civilized gradual process of stretching and belching and
scratching, and it would still be only 7 a.m. when we were ready to actually
emerge from bed.
        -- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
 
Linux Work:  585 of 630

Whatever is not nailed down is mine.  Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
        -- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoon
 
Linux Work:  586 of 630

When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him--that's where the money is.
        -- Robespierre
 
Linux Work:  587 of 630

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,"
it's the money.
        -- Kim Hubbard
 
Linux Work:  588 of 630

When all else fails, read the instructions.
 
Linux Work:  589 of 630

When I works, I works hard.
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
 
Linux Work:  590 of 630

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
        -- James H. Boren
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